Don’t Call Him “Little Tex”

This article appeared in the Spring 2007 issue of Texoma Living!.

If you call him “Lil’ Tex,” the lawyers for the Texas State Fair will come swooping down with a cease and desist order. That’s why the 22-foot cowboy who stands near the intersection of FM 1417 and Plainview Road goes by an alias even though his resemblance to his more famous cousin is striking. We’ll just call him Sandblasting Man, as his day job is to draw attention to Jay Goode’s Big Cowboy Custom Sandblasting in Sherman.

Sandblasting Man is not an only child. He has three brothers, Cowboy Muffler Man, the twins, John and John, and a sister named Uniroyal® Gal, who looks a lot like Jackie Kennedy-Onasis would have looked—if she had been 17-feet tall and made of fiberglass. The father of the clan is Jay’s dad, Glenn Goode of Gainesville.

Glenn started his unusual family in 1971 when he bought a big cowboy from a go-cart track in Garland. Well, it was near to a cowboy as a statue with no head, hands and feet can get. “I made the missing head and cowboy hat from a cast of a Muffler man in Canton,” he told an interviewer from the Web site roadsideamerica.com. The hands came from a mold taken from a statue at a Dallas muffler shop.

“The Uniroyal Gal was bought from a car dealer in Wichita Falls,” Goode said. “She was blown down in a storm, and I repaired her and put her up in about 1984.” John and John worked in the grocery business at one time, but they were down on their luck, just lying around when Goode found them behind a Kentucky bowling alley and brought them to Texas.

The Lone Star State is somewhat of a magnet for muffler men. There are more than a dozen of them standing tall from Amarillo to Beaumont. But if you are in the vicinity of 1651 FM 371 northeast of Gainesville any time soon, and you happen to see Glenn Goode and the family, tell them Cowboy Sandblasting Man in Sherman says “Howdy!” No. That’s Big Tex’s line. Got to watch those lawyers. Just say Sandblasting Man says, “Hi!”

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